Now I am going to talk about Stuffed Animal Prison. It is a place you go when you have done something to annoy a stuffed animal. For example, here are some ways to get thrown in to Stuffed Animal Prison:
picking up their block house and moving it to another place
disturbing their nap by taking them out of their hanging tree
not letting them put chocolate in the oats
saying stuffed animals do not have personalities
throwing them around and leaving them there
Stuffed Animal Prison is where you get a small cell, a certain limited amount of time to eat your meals and they are oats, maybe an apple for lunch, crummy potato chips, and toad sandwiches. If you refuse the food you don't get ANYthing to eat at all. You get 15 minutes in the library a week. The keys are kept in a giant locked box way above your reach so that you cannot get out of your cell. I hope you never go there.
Thrice I sent my dad there. Once he had to go because he annoyed me by telling me to pick up my stuffed animals from their houses and put them back in the hanging tree. And another time he knocked over part of a city and he rebuilt it and put three stuffed animals in the wrong buildings! I can't remember why he got sent the third time.
Good luck not going there-see ya.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Prancer arrives!
I know that because once when Blueberry the Bear was stuck up in a tree with a vicious dog snarling at the bottom, she chased the dog off and lifted Blueberry out of the tree even though it made her late for her bus.
If she gets two new dresses, she will give one away.
The Great Magic Mouse of Ancient Egypt. Chapter 3
After eating the apple, Cheeseburger continued on his way. At the third city, he washed the last little golden seed in a bucket of water and threw it over his shoulder. Instantly a magic carpet appeared hovering over where the seed had landed.
"Oh my goodness," thought Cheeseburger.
He jumped on to the magic carpet thinking, "This should take me somewhere to find food for Egypt," and the magic carpet took him all the way to the next city.
As they flew, the magic carpet said, "Aren't I the best camel you ever met?"
"You are not a camel, you are a magic carpet," laughed Cheeseburger.
"Oh yes I am," said the magic carpet. "My name is Camellio, the Camel."
"I'd say you are Camellio the Carpet."
"OK, mouse, look I have humps drawn on me. Does that convince you?'
"Not necessarily. They are only drawn on."
When he got to the city he was amazed by the beautiful architecture, lovely arches and golden sculptures of important city officials made into the walls of the buildings, and silver temples. It was very busy and he could hear donkey hooves, carts full of meat pulled by camels, dogs barking, and the sounds of mousey voices squeaking about prices in the busy marketplace.
He used his money to buy apples, tomatoes, bread, corn, and beans. He flew home on his magic carpet and he gave food to all the families of Egypt, and some to the Pharaoh too.
The Pharaoh, Squeaky, was impressed and gave Cheeseburger armor of gold and let him have a castle and lots of land.
Cheeseburger married a Princess mouse, Stilltaenia with hair as black as a raven's wing and lived happily ever after with their 15 baby mice.
"Oh my goodness," thought Cheeseburger.
He jumped on to the magic carpet thinking, "This should take me somewhere to find food for Egypt," and the magic carpet took him all the way to the next city.
As they flew, the magic carpet said, "Aren't I the best camel you ever met?"
"You are not a camel, you are a magic carpet," laughed Cheeseburger.
"Oh yes I am," said the magic carpet. "My name is Camellio, the Camel."
"I'd say you are Camellio the Carpet."
"OK, mouse, look I have humps drawn on me. Does that convince you?'
"Not necessarily. They are only drawn on."
When he got to the city he was amazed by the beautiful architecture, lovely arches and golden sculptures of important city officials made into the walls of the buildings, and silver temples. It was very busy and he could hear donkey hooves, carts full of meat pulled by camels, dogs barking, and the sounds of mousey voices squeaking about prices in the busy marketplace.
He used his money to buy apples, tomatoes, bread, corn, and beans. He flew home on his magic carpet and he gave food to all the families of Egypt, and some to the Pharaoh too.
The Pharaoh, Squeaky, was impressed and gave Cheeseburger armor of gold and let him have a castle and lots of land.
Cheeseburger married a Princess mouse, Stilltaenia with hair as black as a raven's wing and lived happily ever after with their 15 baby mice.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
The Great Magic Mouse of Ancient Egypt. Chapter 2
The little, winged mouse disappeared.
"Hmm, I think I should do what she said," thought Cheeseburger.
He picked up the box and shook it. Yes there were three little rattling noises. He opened it and peeked inside. Just as the winged mouse said: three golden seeds.
He traveled for a long time over hot sandy deserts until he came to Lupita the first city. He looked and looked and finally he found the closest well. He dropped one of the little golden seeds in the well. Even though the well was dry, the bucket attached to the rope began to wind itself up. As he looked down he realized it was filled with water. "I thought that well was dry," he said to himself.
He drank the water for his throat was dry. Once he drank it, he felt so refreshed as if he had just woken up in the morning.
He continued on his way till he came to the second city. By this time he was very hungry for he had not eaten ever since he left home five hours ago. He did as the winged mouse told him and planted the second seed in the ground. Immediately, an apple tree seedling popped out of the ground and began to grow. It grew into a big apple tree. Cheeseburger was stunned and thought, "Could it be my imagination?" He reached for a juicy apple and ate it. Immediately he felt refreshed again.
"Hmm, I think I should do what she said," thought Cheeseburger.
He picked up the box and shook it. Yes there were three little rattling noises. He opened it and peeked inside. Just as the winged mouse said: three golden seeds.
He traveled for a long time over hot sandy deserts until he came to Lupita the first city. He looked and looked and finally he found the closest well. He dropped one of the little golden seeds in the well. Even though the well was dry, the bucket attached to the rope began to wind itself up. As he looked down he realized it was filled with water. "I thought that well was dry," he said to himself.
He drank the water for his throat was dry. Once he drank it, he felt so refreshed as if he had just woken up in the morning.
He continued on his way till he came to the second city. By this time he was very hungry for he had not eaten ever since he left home five hours ago. He did as the winged mouse told him and planted the second seed in the ground. Immediately, an apple tree seedling popped out of the ground and began to grow. It grew into a big apple tree. Cheeseburger was stunned and thought, "Could it be my imagination?" He reached for a juicy apple and ate it. Immediately he felt refreshed again.
The Great Magic Mouse of Ancient Egypt. Chapter 1
This is a stuffed animal folk tale that has been around since ancient Egyptian stuffed animals.
Once upon a time, the Pharoah, Squeeky the Third was ruling over Egypt. That year the Nile overflowed early, flooding many baby seedlings of the Egyptian mice.
A famous mouse named Cheeseburger, The Knight set out to find more food. On his way down the road he met a little mouse with wings fluttering in front of him.
The little, fluttering mouse gave him a box and she said, "Inside there are three gold seeds. When you get to the next city, go to the nearest well in the city and drop one of the little golden seeds into it. At the next city, you must plant the next golden seed. And at the third and final city before reaching Yotisma you must wash the last seed in a bucket of water before throwing it over your shoulder. Do as I say and good fortune will come to you."
Once upon a time, the Pharoah, Squeeky the Third was ruling over Egypt. That year the Nile overflowed early, flooding many baby seedlings of the Egyptian mice.
A famous mouse named Cheeseburger, The Knight set out to find more food. On his way down the road he met a little mouse with wings fluttering in front of him.
The little, fluttering mouse gave him a box and she said, "Inside there are three gold seeds. When you get to the next city, go to the nearest well in the city and drop one of the little golden seeds into it. At the next city, you must plant the next golden seed. And at the third and final city before reaching Yotisma you must wash the last seed in a bucket of water before throwing it over your shoulder. Do as I say and good fortune will come to you."
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
New Comic Character-Super T Rex
Hi everybody! A new comic character is in the stuffed animal comic stores-Super T Rex!
He can travel forward and backward in time. There are comic books, video books and figurines now about Super T Rex. Toothy really LOVES Super T Rex. Toothy has 5 comic books and 2 sets of figurines about Super T Rex!
In the first set of figurines is Evil Giraffe, Super T Rex, and Super Stego.
In the second set is Super T Rex, Evil Dog AKA Dog-Man, and Super Triceratops.
Just wanting to tell you about these new comic book characters.
See ya.
He can travel forward and backward in time. There are comic books, video books and figurines now about Super T Rex. Toothy really LOVES Super T Rex. Toothy has 5 comic books and 2 sets of figurines about Super T Rex!
In the first set of figurines is Evil Giraffe, Super T Rex, and Super Stego.
In the second set is Super T Rex, Evil Dog AKA Dog-Man, and Super Triceratops.
Just wanting to tell you about these new comic book characters.
See ya.
Friday, February 13, 2009
Jack's Birthday
I planned a surprise party on Jack's birthday. There was cake.
And he got quite a few nice presents. One was a chewy toy shaped like a bone. Others were a new ball, a new collar, his very first leash, a set of cookie cutters, and recipes for making dough to make dog biscuits.
They played hit the pom pom, tag, and hide and seek.
Anyway, it was a really great birthday and now he is 6!
And he got quite a few nice presents. One was a chewy toy shaped like a bone. Others were a new ball, a new collar, his very first leash, a set of cookie cutters, and recipes for making dough to make dog biscuits.
They played hit the pom pom, tag, and hide and seek.
Anyway, it was a really great birthday and now he is 6!
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Jack And His New House
This is me with Jack. Jack is in his new house. Jack is a little, white Terrier who barks a lot even though he is gentle. He tries to look big.
I just don't think he does a very good job even though once he fought off coyotes from his food bowl.
In My Garden by Franken
A brook is gurgling in a nearby wood
As the elm tree sways above my head.
The whistle of nature is all around me
In the trees,
In the rock beside me,
As I walk through my garden
In the summer days.
While I dance around ponds
I see nature in many ways.
As the elm tree sways above my head.
The whistle of nature is all around me
In the trees,
In the rock beside me,
As I walk through my garden
In the summer days.
While I dance around ponds
I see nature in many ways.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
A Greedy Dragon by Toothy
Dragon,
A bush swaying,
Many leaves reaching out
With thorny claws
To a spotted rock,
Mouse who yells,
"My lair is a palace cloud."
Dragon growls, "How?"
"Thousand years old,
Spider webbed,
Inside furnishings
And treasure trunks
Hold memories
About the King Of The Ghosts' son."
Dragon, a greedy fox listening
To praise for a badger, plots.
A silent robber, Dragon opens
A creaking closet,
Steps through the back wall
Finds a key sized box-
Shiny dew glistening softly.
Releasing a rooster's crow
From the trunk lock,
The key turns.
Opaque ghost with a crown,
A long blob , a peanut butter
Splotch on the kitchen floor,
"Draw up the Bridge! Out with the mouse!
You will be victor over his house!"
A bush swaying,
Many leaves reaching out
With thorny claws
To a spotted rock,
Mouse who yells,
"My lair is a palace cloud."
Dragon growls, "How?"
"Thousand years old,
Spider webbed,
Inside furnishings
And treasure trunks
Hold memories
About the King Of The Ghosts' son."
Dragon, a greedy fox listening
To praise for a badger, plots.
A silent robber, Dragon opens
A creaking closet,
Steps through the back wall
Finds a key sized box-
Shiny dew glistening softly.
Releasing a rooster's crow
From the trunk lock,
The key turns.
Opaque ghost with a crown,
A long blob , a peanut butter
Splotch on the kitchen floor,
"Draw up the Bridge! Out with the mouse!
You will be victor over his house!"
What I Love by Baby Foal
The big mountains are high,
but the green grass is low.
And in between are little valleys,
trees, and stones.
I walk among the grass,
and stones and hills and trees.
But what I enjoy most
are the little busy bees.
but the green grass is low.
And in between are little valleys,
trees, and stones.
I walk among the grass,
and stones and hills and trees.
But what I enjoy most
are the little busy bees.
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