Hi, it's me, Toothy. I have something really exciting to tell you. Ready? Here it is...My friends and I discovered the NEW WORLD!
We started off in Spain and we started sailing due west. But then I giant storm blew us off course and we almost got sucked in to a giant whirlpool. We kept a steady course, the winds were hard and we were low on water. When we were almost there we saw a glint of something down in the water. Gems! Franken jumped down to get them and the currents kept washing them back and forth. He managed to get the jewels-a couple of gold pieces, a ruby and a diamond-as big as my fist.
We kept sailing and almost crashed into a big cliff but we turned just at the last moment possible. And then what we saw was amazing-the Silver Fish of Good Luck and Prosperity. Immediately we saw a bunch more jewels. Oh, and Blueberry actually touched the fish.
As we rounded a bend in the cliffs, we saw a My Little Pony Sea Monster. It was a horrible pink, hideous pony with short stubby legs and big hideous eyes. It had a pink and blue tail and mane with a picture of cotton candy tattooed on its' butt.
Franken was sleeping and at that moment he fell overboard when Legend the Dragon accidentally bumped him. The sea monster almost grabbed him but Blueberry got to him first and hoisted him aboard.
We pushed onward for another week with nothing but fish to eat.
Finally, when we were about to give up hope, Legend cried, "LAND HO!"
We landed our ship on the edge of the New World and traded with the natives: a travel alarm clock, and a duck, for nuts and a hunting bird.
On our journey home back to Spain, nothing out of the ordinary happened. All in all, I think it was a great adventure and ...what was that? Meat's ready. Gotta go.
