Ask An Evil Genius: "Staying Dry On Your Bike"

Today Homeschooled Stuffed Animals answer the following question received from a Florida fan.

Q: Do you have any suggestions for how I can stay dry riding my bike in South Florida rainstorms? Sometimes the rain is so thick it's like you're riding on the bottom of an aquarium, or you're standing right under the waterfall at the very bottom.

ANSWERS

Blueberry's answer: Um.... well..... um..... Oh! I know! you could sort of make a robot that holds an umbrella over your bike and follows you around while you ride... I guess.

Toothy's answer: Attach an umbrella to your handle bars so that it will cover you when you're riding.

Franken's answer: Wear ten rain coats one on top of the other.

Legend's answer: Get a dragon (like me) to breathe some fire on you at a distance.

Thank you to LFDow who asked the question.
See you next time!

Ask An Evil Genius

Ever heard of Dear Abby? This is Ask an Evil Genius. Post a question to all the evil genius stuffed animals and you will receive multiple responses. For example:
Q: How would you make a quick and easy, extremely bad tasting grape that can be put in a bowl of normal grapes?

A:

1. Franken's reply: Cut the grape halfway open so it is like a hinge, put pepper in it, and close the hinge.
2. Toothy's reply: Dip it in Tabasco Sauce.
3. Blueberry's reply: I don't know. Am I really supposed to be an Evil Genius?

Try it now!