Showing posts with label Stuffed Animal Prison. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stuffed Animal Prison. Show all posts

Friday, February 27, 2009

I Hope You Never Go To Stuffed Animal Prison!!!!

Now I am going to talk about Stuffed Animal Prison. It is a place you go when you have done something to annoy a stuffed animal. For example, here are some ways to get thrown in to Stuffed Animal Prison:
picking up their block house and moving it to another place
disturbing their nap by taking them out of their hanging tree
not letting them put chocolate in the oats
saying stuffed animals do not have personalities
throwing them around and leaving them there

Stuffed Animal Prison is where you get a small cell, a certain limited amount of time to eat your meals and they are oats, maybe an apple for lunch, crummy potato chips, and toad sandwiches. If you refuse the food you don't get ANYthing to eat at all. You get 15 minutes in the library a week. The keys are kept in a giant locked box way above your reach so that you cannot get out of your cell. I hope you never go there.

Thrice I sent my dad there. Once he had to go because he annoyed me by telling me to pick up my stuffed animals from their houses and put them back in the hanging tree. And another time he knocked over part of a city and he rebuilt it and put three stuffed animals in the wrong buildings! I can't remember why he got sent the third time.
Good luck not going there-see ya.