Now I am going to talk about Stuffed Animal Prison. It is a place you go when you have done something to annoy a stuffed animal. For example, here are some ways to get thrown in to Stuffed Animal Prison:
picking up their block house and moving it to another place
disturbing their nap by taking them out of their hanging tree
not letting them put chocolate in the oats
saying stuffed animals do not have personalities
throwing them around and leaving them there
Stuffed Animal Prison is where you get a small cell, a certain limited amount of time to eat your meals and they are oats, maybe an apple for lunch, crummy potato chips, and toad sandwiches. If you refuse the food you don't get ANYthing to eat at all. You get 15 minutes in the library a week. The keys are kept in a giant locked box way above your reach so that you cannot get out of your cell. I hope you never go there.
Thrice I sent my dad there. Once he had to go because he annoyed me by telling me to pick up my stuffed animals from their houses and put them back in the hanging tree. And another time he knocked over part of a city and he rebuilt it and put three stuffed animals in the wrong buildings! I can't remember why he got sent the third time.
Good luck not going there-see ya.
I don't like Stuffed Animal Prison or any prison. Sometimes the stuffed animals are easily annoyed. And sometimes they throw someone in prison who didn't
ReplyDeletemean to do wrong. Not really fair. Not very democratic. But they're still mostly loveable
I can see that you know a lot about stuffed animal prison. You even know what food is served! But, I must say, that even the thought of throwing a stuffed animal around and leaving them makes me very sad. I hope this doesn’t happen often.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to Prancer! I know you’ll find Stuffed Animal World to be a wonderful and loving place. You’re in excellent company, indeed.
Many thanks for the tale about the Great Magic Mouse of Egypt. I enjoyed this story a lot.
Lastly, has Baby Foal written any new poetry?
Gosh, I hope I never get sent there either. The only way I like oats is with chocolate, and I've never developed the taste for toad sandwiches. So I will be extra careful around the stuffed animals and their homes. Thanks for filling me in on the whole stuffed animal prison situation. -Sandie
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