New member of Stuffed Animal land!

Hi everyone! This is Toothy, calling in with important news! There is a new (and very beautiful) member of Stuffed Animal land! Her name is: Toothette. *sigh* isn't that a beautiful name? But I'm getting carried away here. So anyway, she looks like me except she has long silky fur, soft even spines, and gorgeous eyes. She will be posting soon, so look out for our first post from *sigh* Toothette. (By the way, that isn't Toothette in the picture up there, it's me getting ready to go to the ball with her.)

Evidence of " T+C, everlasting love."

Hi everyone!  Legend reporting!  I have  gathered evidence that all points in one direction!  And that direction is THAT TOOTHY IS GOING OUT WITH A BARBIE NAMED CINDERELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course, everyone already knew that they were going out, but I have some photo evidence!!!  Here it is:

MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Bye!
Legend

New poll!!!!!!!

New poll! New poll! Check out the poll on the right hand side of the blog!(Right under the video bar.) I want to know what kind of videos you want to see.(Did I mention that I am Toothy?) I will post samples of the various videos in the vote so you can see what they are like. For those of you who did NOT vote in the last poll I was elected our blog video editor so this stuff is important to me.
Bye for now!
Toothy.

Hi it's me toothy!

I have my very own website now!

It's called "ClubT.Rex.com"

You just have to try it out!

It is a virtual game where you have your own avatar and your own club house and you go out into this virtual world and try to collect artifacts and fossils. 

You can even adopt your own pet to come with you on your journeys!

You can play mini games to earn trophies witch you can view in your club house!

Of course this site will only be accessible to stuffed T.rexes.

See you later,

Toothy. 

Ask An Evil Genius: "Staying Dry On Your Bike"

Today Homeschooled Stuffed Animals answer the following question received from a Florida fan.

Q: Do you have any suggestions for how I can stay dry riding my bike in South Florida rainstorms? Sometimes the rain is so thick it's like you're riding on the bottom of an aquarium, or you're standing right under the waterfall at the very bottom.

ANSWERS

Blueberry's answer: Um.... well..... um..... Oh! I know! you could sort of make a robot that holds an umbrella over your bike and follows you around while you ride... I guess.

Toothy's answer: Attach an umbrella to your handle bars so that it will cover you when you're riding.

Franken's answer: Wear ten rain coats one on top of the other.

Legend's answer: Get a dragon (like me) to breathe some fire on you at a distance.

Thank you to LFDow who asked the question.
See you next time!

Expedition to The New World

Hi, it's me, Toothy. I have something really exciting to tell you. Ready? Here it is...My friends and I discovered the NEW WORLD!
We started off in Spain and we started sailing due west. But then I giant storm blew us off course and we almost got sucked in to a giant whirlpool. We kept a steady course, the winds were hard and we were low on water. When we were almost there we saw a glint of something down in the water. Gems! Franken jumped down to get them and the currents kept washing them back and forth. He managed to get the jewels-a couple of gold pieces, a ruby and a diamond-as big as my fist.
We kept sailing and almost crashed into a big cliff but we turned just at the last moment possible. And then what we saw was amazing-the Silver Fish of Good Luck and Prosperity. Immediately we saw a bunch more jewels. Oh, and Blueberry actually touched the fish.
As we rounded a bend in the cliffs, we saw a My Little Pony Sea Monster. It was a horrible pink, hideous pony with short stubby legs and big hideous eyes. It had a pink and blue tail and mane with a picture of cotton candy tattooed on its' butt.
Franken was sleeping and at that moment he fell overboard when Legend the Dragon accidentally bumped him. The sea monster almost grabbed him but Blueberry got to him first and hoisted him aboard.
We pushed onward for another week with nothing but fish to eat.
Finally, when we were about to give up hope, Legend cried, "LAND HO!"
We landed our ship on the edge of the New World and traded with the natives: a travel alarm clock, and a duck, for nuts and a hunting bird.
On our journey home back to Spain, nothing out of the ordinary happened. All in all, I think it was a great adventure and ...what was that? Meat's ready. Gotta go.

Breakfast Drive-Through

Hi, it's me Toothy. I want to tell you about this cool stuffed animal breakfast drive-in. We all got on our little cars and we drove to the kitchen between a couple of book pillars. At a low box counter we ordered our food. Here is what we ordered: sausage, vegan, gluten-free pancakes, purified dragon tears of joy, the Special of The Day: Blueberry Chocolate Chip Delights. It was really fun and Maeve's mom cooked the food. I ordered a bunch of sausage and a cup full of dragon tears of joy.

What's on Toothy's Mind Today, by Toothy

Right now, I am just about to go to bed. I don't like going to bed, DARN IT! My friends Toothy 2, Legend and Blueberry are with me. We all share a pocket in the hanging tree. When we go to bed we kinda curl up in a pile together. We don't need to worry about other animals bothering us because we have a sign on the door that says, "TOP SECRET-KEEP OUT!"

Sometimes we have a problem when Blueberry or one of the others have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Then he has to climb over the rest of us and wake us up- and then we get into a fight. Then Maeve tells us to quiet down.

This Zona person came at one point-oh yes, it was I think yesterday-and she spent the night with Maeve in the hostel-whatever that means. What's that? TIME FOR BED!?????? No, I WONT do it. I WONT go to bed! Doh, darn it! I have to go now,
Bye,
Toothy

The Snack Stealer posted by Toothy

Franken, Legend, Blueberry, and just about all the other stuffed animals and I like to steal snacks from the kitchen. We have a secret clubhouse where we stash the snacks.

Once we tried to get some granola bars but those things are guarded with security lights. However, we always manage to put chocolate in the oats.

Once Ziggy tried to get away with some bubble gum and some paper cups but he didn't manage to.

Right now we are in the clubhouse planning what snack to steal next.

Our clubhouse has an upper story which is our main room where we keep our books, and all of our history and records of how many snacks we stole.

Down below is a storage room where we store the snacks and our equipment like the lasso. Another part is a nice sunbathing porch where you can lie down and rest but it is also part of a ship that can take off and start sailing. We also have a dungeon which is on the ship. And there's also a place where some of the smaller animals in our club live. We also have a main meeting room and a horse that pulls a sleigh.

You see, I really like our clubhouse. It is really big and -ya I'll take you on, come on. Oh I forgot what I was doing. So-our club has almost all the stuffed animals in all the house in it.

Bye for now, Toothy.

The Pony Spa by Toothy

Chester and I went to a pony spa. Maeve was washing the horses. There was a place where the horses could talk to each other while they dried off in the sun. They also got dressed up in fahhhhhhhhncy clothes! Chester got to go for a ride in a big carriage pulled by guinea pigs singing Danza Danza.

We watched a horse tap dancing show.

And we saw Franken by the side collecting money in his hat. He was juggling sticks with fire on both ends!

I got some salmon sauteed in a veggie sauce with potatoes on the side. Chester got bamboo hay, apples, carrots, and a salad with veggies. He also got to carry children, three and up, on his back.

For three to four year olds he only walked and hopped over one log.
For five to six year olds he trotted and hopped over two logs.
For seven to eight year olds he ran and jumped over a fence and three logs.
For nine to 10 year olds he jumped over two fences and four logs, and galloped.
For over 10 he ran as fast as he could, jumped over lots of fences and logs, and bucked.

Sometimes they put another horse with kids riding to race Chester.
The races were fun. They jumped over obstacles, bucked, and kicked up their legs.

That's it for now,
bye.
Toothy

Toothy's Horses

Toothy owns three horses. Their names are Chester, Benny and Blackie. Blackie is all black; he is a boy. Chester is a sort of a chestnut brown with a black mane and tail and black hooves. He has won the Great Stuffed Animal Race for five years in a row! Benny is a light brown with white splotches all over him. He is very handsome.

Toothy races his horses often and he owns a farm where he keeps his other animals. He has four pigs, three sheep and five lizards. He also has three rats and 11 chickens. He takes good care of all of them and pretty much all of them he enters in contests which mostly they win. He loves them very much and tries to let all of his friends meet them. He is on vacation, though, and he has an animal sitter, which (you can imagine) is very rowdy.

Books that Toothy Recommends

The first book was a movie before it was a book. It's called The Secret Detective. It is about a detective who moves into a haunted house not knowing that it is haunted. Every time he goes into the basement he gets a real scare. Which brave prince can discover the mystery of the haunted house?

The next book is called A Special Spy. It is about a little boy who wants to be a spy when he grows up. He goes to a secret spy school but he's not learning as fast as any of the other pupils. He seems distant like he might be thinking about something. His thoughts are entwining him and soon he'll be expelled. Can he catch up in time to be the spy to discover the mystery of the horse ranch?

That's all for now.
Bye,
Maeve Z

New Comic Character-Super T Rex

Hi everybody! A new comic character is in the stuffed animal comic stores-Super T Rex!

He can travel forward and backward in time. There are comic books, video books and figurines now about Super T Rex. Toothy really LOVES Super T Rex. Toothy has 5 comic books and 2 sets of figurines about Super T Rex!

In the first set of figurines is Evil Giraffe, Super T Rex, and Super Stego.

In the second set is Super T Rex, Evil Dog AKA Dog-Man, and Super Triceratops.

Just wanting to tell you about these new comic book characters.

See ya.

A Greedy Dragon by Toothy

Dragon,
A bush swaying,
Many leaves reaching out
With thorny claws
To a spotted rock,
Mouse who yells,
"My lair is a palace cloud."

Dragon growls, "How?"

"Thousand years old,
Spider webbed,
Inside furnishings
And treasure trunks
Hold memories
About the King Of The Ghosts' son."

Dragon, a greedy fox listening
To praise for a badger, plots.

A silent robber, Dragon opens
A creaking closet,
Steps through the back wall
Finds a key sized box-
Shiny dew glistening softly.

Releasing a rooster's crow
From the trunk lock,
The key turns.

Opaque ghost with a crown,
A long blob , a peanut butter
Splotch on the kitchen floor,

"Draw up the Bridge! Out with the mouse!
You will be victor over his house!"