Expedition to The New World

Hi, it's me, Toothy. I have something really exciting to tell you. Ready? Here it is...My friends and I discovered the NEW WORLD!
We started off in Spain and we started sailing due west. But then I giant storm blew us off course and we almost got sucked in to a giant whirlpool. We kept a steady course, the winds were hard and we were low on water. When we were almost there we saw a glint of something down in the water. Gems! Franken jumped down to get them and the currents kept washing them back and forth. He managed to get the jewels-a couple of gold pieces, a ruby and a diamond-as big as my fist.
We kept sailing and almost crashed into a big cliff but we turned just at the last moment possible. And then what we saw was amazing-the Silver Fish of Good Luck and Prosperity. Immediately we saw a bunch more jewels. Oh, and Blueberry actually touched the fish.
As we rounded a bend in the cliffs, we saw a My Little Pony Sea Monster. It was a horrible pink, hideous pony with short stubby legs and big hideous eyes. It had a pink and blue tail and mane with a picture of cotton candy tattooed on its' butt.
Franken was sleeping and at that moment he fell overboard when Legend the Dragon accidentally bumped him. The sea monster almost grabbed him but Blueberry got to him first and hoisted him aboard.
We pushed onward for another week with nothing but fish to eat.
Finally, when we were about to give up hope, Legend cried, "LAND HO!"
We landed our ship on the edge of the New World and traded with the natives: a travel alarm clock, and a duck, for nuts and a hunting bird.
On our journey home back to Spain, nothing out of the ordinary happened. All in all, I think it was a great adventure and ...what was that? Meat's ready. Gotta go.

Breakfast Drive-Through

Hi, it's me Toothy. I want to tell you about this cool stuffed animal breakfast drive-in. We all got on our little cars and we drove to the kitchen between a couple of book pillars. At a low box counter we ordered our food. Here is what we ordered: sausage, vegan, gluten-free pancakes, purified dragon tears of joy, the Special of The Day: Blueberry Chocolate Chip Delights. It was really fun and Maeve's mom cooked the food. I ordered a bunch of sausage and a cup full of dragon tears of joy.

Cookie’s Tricks

This is a video of my remote control dog, Cookie. She is very sweet and can do lots of tricks. You will see “come,” “go for a walk,” and “get the camera” in this video.

Cookie Writes

HI EVERYBODY!!!!!! OHBOY! This is the first time that I have written on this blog! I love it here! Maeve plays with me a lot and the other animals like me! She came to the store especially to buy me. There were lots of other dogs like me but she chose me! What’s that? OHBOY DOG FOOD!!!!!!! GOTTA GO BYE!!!

New Remote Control Puppy

I have a new remote control puppy named Cookie!!!!!!! She barks, comes with a leash so you can really walk her, makes happy sounds when you pet her, and does lots more!!!! I have been saving up for her for a long time and now I have her!! I will post a video of her soon. I just wanted to tell you about this cool dog.
"Hey! I like this dog!" __Toothy
"This dog gets all the attention!"__Blueberry
"She is OK." __Franken

What's on Toothy's Mind Today, by Toothy

Right now, I am just about to go to bed. I don't like going to bed, DARN IT! My friends Toothy 2, Legend and Blueberry are with me. We all share a pocket in the hanging tree. When we go to bed we kinda curl up in a pile together. We don't need to worry about other animals bothering us because we have a sign on the door that says, "TOP SECRET-KEEP OUT!"

Sometimes we have a problem when Blueberry or one of the others have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Then he has to climb over the rest of us and wake us up- and then we get into a fight. Then Maeve tells us to quiet down.

This Zona person came at one point-oh yes, it was I think yesterday-and she spent the night with Maeve in the hostel-whatever that means. What's that? TIME FOR BED!?????? No, I WONT do it. I WONT go to bed! Doh, darn it! I have to go now,
Bye,
Toothy

Russian Mammoth

Maeve and Russian Mammoth Sunflower
Originally uploaded by couplescoach

Last Summer we planted Russian Mammoth Sunflowers. They are huge and grow about 10 or 15 feet up! This is me next to one. You can see the size comparison because I am holding up a tape measure which doesn't even come close to the top of the sunflower.

Toothy says in his gruff voice, "I think these are cool. They are good for hiding in. Well when I say "in" I mean on the stalk and on the leaves. And they are great for climbing."

All that was last year, and this year they reseeded. Just wanted to tell you about this HUUUUUUUUGE sunflower.
Bye,
Maeve